Wednesday, October 27, 2010

A Morning in the Life of a Superhero

0800 hours: Eat a healthy breakfast.
 0802 hours: Practice an entrancing gaze.
 0900 hours: Converse with sidekick about combatting evil. Form a plan for the rest of the day's events.
 0902 hours: Practice loopy gaze.
 0930 hours: Exercise calves and practice leaps. Also practice crazed gaze.
 1000 hours: Attend community event. Mingle with the people. Hug a bear.
 1003 hours: Run into your old friend, Woody and cheer him up because he looks sad. Compliment his hat.
 1015 hours: Listen to a story about pumpkins. Then give a presentation about proper Halloween safety.
 1040 hours: Pose for pictures with old friend, Mr. Dragon.
 1100 hours: Take clothing to Goodwill. Proceed to crawl on your hands and knees through the store while your superhero mom cringes in disgust.

1130 hours: Visit Target and bring smiles to people's faces.

1200 hours: Eat a superhero lunch of (what else?) peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, yogurt, and water.

1230 hours: Watch "Cars" while taking a breather on the couch.

1250 hours: Change into civilian clothes. Practice a stealth crawl.
 1300 hours: Nap time!

2 comments:

maynard said...

Man, he is so cute. I love how he is so in to the role.

C&C said...

Does sammy really know the dragon kid, or did you just take their picture together? and that look while he's eating is scary.